Don't leave your dreams unattended

July 2011

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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

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What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met.

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