SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
kianaparker: You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation. Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice. Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance. Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away. Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline. You go in for the high-five. Other person...
When you finally understand a scene from a movie...
Sweetu ki tarha
Sweetu: What?! Main apni blind date ki tayyari kar rahi thi
Dadi's friend 1: Blind date?!
Dadi's friend 2: Oye andhe ladke nal date
Dadi's friend 1: Oh! Tabhi aakho pe patti bandhi hui hain
Sweetu: Auntyji auntyji, blind date means ek ladka jisne mujhe, kabhi nahi dekha!
Jazz: Aur jab dekhega toh shock ke saath blind ho jayega
Blind date application
Naina: Wow! Tumne apne bade mein kya likha?
Sweetu: Dekho bhai sach sach likha, jo hain soh hain
Naina: Kya likha!
Sweetu: Yahi ke door se main Aishwarya Rai lagti hoon
Naina: Aur paas se Aishwarya Rai ka ghar lagti hoon!
Wedding pics coming up tomorrow
I'm mega upset now so I'm just going to sit in my...